Sunday, 2 April 2023

Jokes about Napoleon Bonaparte

I asked ChatGp to write me jokes about Napoleon:

The last one's the best...

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write a joke about napoleon and josephine

Why did Napoleon and Josephine always bring a map to bed?

Because they loved to conquer new territories together!

a joke about Napoleon and Marshall Ney


Why did Napoleon always ask Marshal Ney to play soccer with him?

Because Ney was known for his great "field" marshaling!


a joke about Wellington and Napoleon's horse


Why did Wellington refuse to buy Napoleon's horse?

He said he'd rather have a "stable" victory than a Marengo!



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